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| Mike412
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| davidt
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Posted - 10/28/2011 : 17:02:03
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| davidt
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Posted - 10/28/2011 : 17:04:00
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| davidt
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Posted - 10/28/2011 : 17:07:00
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| davidt
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Posted - 10/28/2011 : 17:08:57
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| Mike412
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Posted - 10/30/2011 : 08:07:33
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Practice makes perfect
Where theres a will theres a way
Don't count your chickens before theyre hatched
If at first you don't succeed try try again
Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise
Truth is stranger than fiction
Alls well that ends well
The early bird catches the worm
Never judge a book by it's cover
When in Rome do as the Romans do
I'll believe it when I see it
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
Wake up and smell the coffee
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
They can put a man on the moon but they can't_____________
A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
You can't have your cake and eat it too
Whatever doesn't kill me only makes me stronger
What goes around comes around
What goes up must come down
Good things come to those who wait
Patience is a virtue
Good things are worth waiting for
No news is good news
I don't start things I finish them
Out with the old in with the new
Sometimes the old ways are the best ways
I can't make heads or tails of it
Two birds with one stone
That's the way the cookie crumbles
Jack of all trades master of none
__________is for the birds
Live and learn
He fell for it hook line and sinker
Crazy like a fox
Waste not want not
A penny saved is a penny earned
He's pennywise and pound foolish
Once in a bluemoon
It takes one to know one
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer
There's a sucker born every minute
The show must go on
Time is money
The world is a stage
Life's a masquerade
Do onto others as you would have them do onto you
Judge not lest ye be judged
Three's a crowd
Ashes to ashes dust to dust
When hell freezes over
Two birds with one stone
Let bygones be bygones
It's just around the corner
A pack of grudges is one of the heaviest loads a person can carry
As sure as the sun will shine in the morning
Right as rain
Knock on wood
Until the cows come home
Cat got your tongue?
Look on the bright side
I've got eyes on the back of my head
Stop and smell the flowers
It's not my cup of tea
The ball is in your court
To yourself be true
Oh well
If I had a nickel
I remember back in the day
Well well what have we got here?
Look what the cat dragged in
Like the pot calling the kettle black
From the pan into the fire
It's raining cats and dogs
No rest for the wicked
Snake in the grass
If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to hear it does it make a sound?
To catch a__________you have to think like a____________
It's a living
He's a chip off the old block
Look who's talking
Now who's laughing
The jokes on you
In my/your neck of the woods
It's not easy being green
Free as a bird
There's 2 sides to every story
Birds of a feather flock together
When it rains it pours
Some see the glass as half full some half empty
Don't shoot the messenger
It takes 2 to tango
It takes a village to raise a child
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
Nice guys finish last
No more mr niceguy
Live by the sword die by the sword
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| Mike412
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Posted - 10/30/2011 : 17:24:30
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Roses are red violets are blue
That's what they say but it just isn't true
Roses are red and tomatoes are too
But violets are violet violets aren't blue
An orange is orange Greenland's not green
A pinky's not pink so what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not we defile it
But ah what the hell it's hard to rhyme violet
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| Mike412
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Posted - 10/31/2011 : 19:13:56
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More Daria Quotes
Businesswoman:Well I've spent some time with your daughter and I'm sure she can tell you all about edgy she is it and I mean it with a capital I-T!
Darias mom:Daria you've barely said a word
Busninesswoman:Yeah Daria tell your mom what edgy is
Daria:As far as I can makeout edgy occurs when middlebrow middleaged profiteers are looking to suck the energy not to mention spending money out of the quote on quote youth culture so they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan
School Speaker:Oh come on Daria what do you want to do,you must have some goals
Daria:My goal is to not wakeup at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens
Darias mom:Daria please tell me about the project
Daria:Okay it's about how behaviours effected by positive or negative reinforcements
Darias mom:Sounds super
Daria:Like say you have a friend who responds to everything you say with "thats great" this insincere reply is the same whether you've saved a life or lost a pound and thus becomes "negative reinforcement" causing you to withdraw from that person or persons
Darias mom:Wow! that's fantastic!
Darias mom:Daria just once why can't you smile when somebody takes your picture
Daria:I don't like to smile inless I have a reason
Darias mom:Daria people judge you by your expressions
Daria:Yes and I believe there is something intrinsically wrong with that system I have dedicated myself to changing it
Daria:You know what I've been hearing,"you know how I feel Daria your gloomy I knew I could talk to you Daria your always miserable" tragedy hits the school and everyone thinks of me the popular guy died and no I'm popular because I'm the misery chick but I'm not miserable I'm just not like them
Daria:You want me to take my sister hey why am I being punished when I haven't done anything wrong?
Darias mom:Nonsense consider it a way to pay off the bill from the anatomic abnormalaties catalogue
Daria:Damn hydrocephalic skull replicas
Daria:What are you saying I'm some kind of freak of nature?
Jane:Define nature
Teacher:So class your assignment is to pick something you know you'll fail at to prove failing isn't the end of the world
Daria:There goes my motivation
Teacher:Mack
Mack:I could try teaching Kevin the 3 branches of American government
Kevin:Oh comeon I know that one republican,dominican and aristocat
Teacher:Very good Mack
Kevin:Hey! I'm the one that gave the answer!
Jane:So what are you gonna fail at Daria? giving a damn
Daria:I could fail to see the merit of this assigment
Jane:Or succeed at finding it a waste of time, maybe you should try failing at not being sarcastic
Daria:R-iii-gght that's a reeeaaal goood idea!
Mack:Now Kevin having 3 branches of government allows for a system of checks and balances...
Kevin:My dad had his wheels balanced on his car on Saturday he wrote a check hey when are we gonna get to the good stuff I wanna know how they taught those aristocats to play the piano! |
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| Mike412
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Posted - 11/01/2011 : 08:18:51
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I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants
Life is a game if you are not careful you will lose it
You can't stop the waves but you can learn to surf
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping
Children in the dark can cause accidents, accidents in the dark can cause children
Better to be pissed off than pissed on
If doctors are such proffessionals than why do they call their place of work a practice
When life hands you lemons you can make lemonade as long as you have some water and sugar
People who say moneys not everything would change their minds if they ever tried living without it
Heres to those who wish us well and those who don't can go to hell
If your going to be a man of few words make them good words
Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film
Evening news is where they begin with "good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
People like you are the reason people like me need medication
The world is my oyster I just can't seem to get it open
She's been around the block more times than an old mailman
I lost half my mind and the other half's out looking for it
Where am I going? crazy you wanna come too
What do you say to God when he sneezes?
Laughter is a medicine with no side effects
A rabbi,a priest and a minister walk into a bar and the bartender says,"what is this some kind of joke?"
Don't put all your eggs in one basket put them in the fridge they'll last longer
The cemetary raised it's burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living
I love to give homemade gifts,you want my kids?
The things that come to those who wait may be things left by those who got there first
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm
A diplomat is a man who knows his womans birthday but never tells her age
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch
I'm not paranoid which one of my enemies told you I was?
Chuck Norris is so tough when he gets drunk he doesn't throw up he throws down
This would be really funny if it wans't happening to me
Life doesn't begin at 40 it just begins to show
The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist
He's not a complete idiot some parts are missing
Any idiot can condemn,criticize and complain and most do
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough
What's another word for thesaurus?
I have such a dirty mind you know what I thought she meant when she said her computer went down on her?
They say there are plenty of fish in the sea but your not anywhere near the sea your in the desert alone
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| davidt
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Posted - 11/03/2011 : 16:56:00
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Love Quotes
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman
A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.
Cyrano de Bergerac
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
Rupert Brooke
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
Thomas Carlyle
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
George Jean Nathan
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
Stendhal
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
Honore de Balzac
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.
C. S. Lewis
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All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
Julie Andrews
All mankind love a lover.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name.
Andre Breton
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.
William Shakespeare
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
Plato
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Lao Tzu
Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
Richard Bach
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Samuel Lover
Do all things with love.
Og Mandino
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| davidt
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Posted - 11/05/2011 : 17:23:14
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Humor Quotes
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Don Herold
A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
Chevy Chase
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Henry Ward Beecher
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Doug Larson
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Mignon McLaughlin
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
Hugh Sidey
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
William Arthur Ward
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Fred Allen
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
Sid Caesar
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.
J. B. Priestley
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
William James
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
Gags die, humor doesn't.
Jack Benny
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| Mike412
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Posted - 11/05/2011 : 18:27:47
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Quotes of Aldous Huxley
A belief in hell and the knowledge that every ambition is doomed to frustration at the hands of a skeleton have never prevented the majority of human beings from behaving as though death were no more than an unfounded rumour
An unexciting truth may be eclipsed by a thrilling lie
Every man who knows how to read has it in his power to magnify himself, to multiply the ways in which he exists, to make his life full, significant and interesting
Every man's memory is his private literature
Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs
Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally experienced the truth of them
The charm of history and it's enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that from age to age nothing changes and yet everything is completely different
The more powerful and original a mind the more it will incline towards the religion of solitude
The most distressing thing that can happen to a prophet is to be proved wrong the next most distressing thing is to be proved right
The most shocking fact about war is that it's victims and it's instruments are individual human beings and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own
The vast majority of human beings dislike and even actually dread all notions in which they are not familiar, hence it comes about that at their first appearance innovators have generally been persecuted and always derided as fools and madmen
There are things known and there are things unknown and inbetween are the doors of perception
There is no substitute for talent, industry and all it's virtues are of no avail
To his dog every man is Napoleon, hence the constant popularity of dogs
When the individual feels the community reels
To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries
Uncontrolled the hunger and thirst after God may become an obstacle, cutting off the soul from what it desires. If a man would travel far along the mystic road he must learn to desire God intensely but in stillness, passively and yet with all his heart,mind and strength
You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad
When asked,"so you think you know where madness lies?" I answered with a heartfelt and convinced,"Yes!"
Several excuses are always less convincing than one
Beauty is worse than wine it intoxicates the holder and beholder
Writers write to influence their readers,their preachers,their auditors but always at bottom, to be more themselves
Most human beings have an absolute and infinite capacity for taking things for granted
Experience is not what happens to you, it is what you do with what happens to you
The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human
After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music
Man approaches the unattainable truth through a succession of errors
There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving and that's your own self
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach
Words form the thread on which we string our experiences
Speed provides the one genuinely modern pleasure
Maybe this world is another planets hell
The quality of moral behaviour varies in inverse ratio to the number of human beings involved
Habit converts luxurious enjoyments into dull and daily necessities
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power
So long as men worship the Caesars and Napoleons, Caesars and Napoleons will duly arise and make them miserable
What is absurd and monstrous about war is that men who have no personal quarrel should be trained to murder one another in cold blood |
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| Mike412
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Posted - 11/15/2011 : 15:45:08
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| "I AM THE DREAMER YOU ARE THE DREAM!" -Say to myself when I wake up from a bad nightmare to put things in perspective,get over it etc. |
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| davidt
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Posted - 11/15/2011 : 15:53:12
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread of doing what has been done before.
Edith Wharton (1862 - 1937)
If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
Arthur C. Clarke , The Exploration of Space, 1951
A question that sometimes drives me hazy:
am I or are the others crazy?
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| Mike412
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Posted - 12/29/2011 : 20:21:22
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