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Jayster
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Posted - 08/04/2015 :  18:47:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Reply to Topic

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?


I don't know—but the flag is a big plus.






I invented a new word!


Plagiarism!






Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?


He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.












Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"


Because every play has a cast.


Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.





Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.


"Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type."




Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"


Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.


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